Ok, here it goes. this text contains explicit lyrics and is not recommended for young people. parental guiding advised
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...I want to play unreal tournament
start that damn game
start .. the .. game .. you son of a bitch (literally: whore)
won't tell you again, go ... out of the way *throws down stuff*
what is that? oh my god, what has happened?
i want unreal, i want to play
WHOOOOOOO (squeaks like a sissy)
yeeees, fast .. start ..
(note: this singing he does is the kind of singing you'd hear in a football stadium when one team is about to attack, to score.)
here we go ... here we go ...
playiiiing, you wanker
playing, play unreal tournament
*calm* it's loading, it's loading
(the next part...sorry, i do hear lot's of metal, but this one is beyond my understanding)
*primal screaming*
think positive, simply think positive
soon it'll start
it starts *dumb chuckle* *laugh* it starts *squeak* it starts
yeahh you son of a bitch, eat that, eat that
yeah i killed him
go go eat that, eat my melted sh!t (sounds funny, but he says it), you son of a bitch, i will kill you
*more primal screaming and keyboard bashing*
i lost
sh!t, the escape key is missing (literally: escape button)
where is the escape key, where is it *sissy whining*
where is it... *snap on escape key* so
i dont need help and support, i dont need help *lunatic chuckl*
the h key as enter key (literally: button)
now i beat you up ...
*shock* it doesn't work
i beat you up, i will beat you up
*screams* fvck you, you son of a bitch, i will beat you
yeeeeeees, whohooohooohoo, i killed him
yeees, i will kill you all
yeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeheeeeeeeheheeeeeeees
whooooo
eat this, you son of a bitch
i will finish you, i will finish you, i will just, i will just shoot you dead
with the assault rifle, i will just shoot you dead
whoa, which son of a bitch is shooting at me?
which son of a bitch is shooting at me
noooooooooo
*incomprehensible primal screaming and keyboard bashing*