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Hello
Nov 4, 2006 20:30:42 GMT
Post by caretaker on Nov 4, 2006 20:30:42 GMT
Hello. Some of you might have met me before, although it is unlikely that we went hunting together. My name is Caretaker and although I'm not officially a member of your Guild, for many months now I have been labouring hard and performing back-breaking work as your humble caretaker. Your Guild Leader and High Officers have had me slaving away, moving heavy equipment around without even a word of thanks... well, sometimes Ciridemarr offers a kind word and a donut or two ... I think she finds me irresistably attractive and desperately wants my body... and who can blame her? I have plenty of body to go round.
I don't know why I have this extra body weight by the way, I spend a large part of each day exercising (if you count eating and standing up, or eating standing up). And I can be summoned to perform menial tasks as much as once a week! So I really have no time for leveling.
Anyway, I just wanted to say hello because it gets kinda lonely in my storeroom all alone, doing nothing but eat and sleep, so if you are a young female who maybe has a few donuts spare, perhaps you'd like to visit me.
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Hello
Nov 5, 2006 7:11:18 GMT
Post by Ciridemarr on Nov 5, 2006 7:11:18 GMT
*sigh* Dear Caretaker...I would like to asure u that ur hard-and-invisible work for Guild is great and everyone is very grateful but I would like to comment shortly this part of your post about my feelingt toward you. Of course I love you but my love is like mother to child (the same way I treat all guildies ) and beacuse amount of things to do and deal with as a GL prevents me from my personal hapiness it won't be possible for us to became more than friends. Also let me remind you that I sugested you to meet and date with one of our secret agents- Ollianna- she is very lonely too and desperately needs a friendly hugs (or more) and due to her abroad special tasks the remote relationship could fit her well. Also this should grants you the time needed to work hard at storage rooms of GH2 Best regards Ciri P.S. I found a delicious Zorai home-made-cakes ! They are being made of sun-dried plods skinn and some secret ingrediences by cooks of this gibbais tribes at Void and distributed by freindly adventures . Already got you 2 boxes and asap will hand it to you to ease you hard work days
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